Simoes' Salami. God That Was Good.
Some people are pretty good in the kitchen. Others are spectacular. A few, it seems, are simply heavenly. And now, Nancy Simoes, of Miami, has accomplished with fried salami what few other chefs could possibly replicate.
You see, Simoes was frying three pieces of salami in a skillet for breakfast. When she expertly flipped the first, she was surprised to find the letter "G.” When she flipped the second, she got the letter “O.” This one was charred into the salami as well.
Simoes then thought to herself, “how cool would it be if the third letter was a D?” She also prayed a bit, we’re guessing.
And, sure enough. When she flipped the last, the three pieces spelled “GOD.” Hmm. "I can't make this up," Simoes said. "It's there in the burn marks.”
Well. Good for Simoes. Personally, I'm simply left wondering how it tasted . . .
